Tuesday, May 4, 2010

All Since 7:45 p.m.!

How and why do these things happen to that boy?!
Brandon is now sporting a jumbo egg-sized knot on his head. Nick surprised us with a picnic dinner at the park to watch the sun set and play on the playground. I was looking at the kids, including Brandon, thinking, "What a delightful bunch, munching on their dinner, making small talk." All of a sudden, Brandon simply disappears from the picnic table! Sounded like a watermelon cracking when his head hit the concrete! How?! Why?! Because these things happen so often, I've taken to carrying several instant cold packs in the car.
We're getting the kids ready for bath, while repeatedly promising Brandon "I won't wash your bump!" and we find a tick on his "weenie." After much struggling, Nick was able to remove the tick, and a conversation then begun about "what are those things with round balls in them under my weenie? Does Abi have those? Why not?"
All in one night.

5 comments:

Erin said...

Oh how I love it!!! There is nothing like some good "boy" talk!!!

Sharon said...

Oh.my.word!! That is all I know to say...to any of it! Especially the "boy talk" that is so unheard of around here!!

Poor B!

Jill said...

Oh my goodness, I am laughing so hard at this right now! The things we have to explain to our kids! Love it.

Sherry Drennan said...

This made me smile from ear to ear...well, not the bump on the neck part but...

Wendy Buzbee said...

Is this what I have to look forward to with my boy?!? Wow! Think I will let Brian handle the "boy" talk. =D